This Ain't BC

This Ain't BC

Perpetually broke--and perpetually busy--college student. Is often defeated by the internet, social situations, and inanimate objects, not necessarily in that order.

sgtbuckyb:

clintonfbarton:

ohromanoff:

clint barton shows up to shield 15 minutes late with a starbucks

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"what do you mean shields gone"

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Anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve

Ginny Weasley

#ladies and gentlemen #meet ginevra molly weasley #teased 24/7 when she was growing up for having a crush on the famous harry potter #wasn’t allowed to play quidditch with her brothers because she was considered too weak and too little #was constantly overlooked and underestimated because of her size and timidity #was possessed by none other than lord voldemort for basically an entire year #almost fucking died #not only fought off said horcrux for a year #but survived #blossomed #THRIVED #grew up to be a shockingly well adjusted young woman #not even a year later she faced dementors and didn’t even pass out despite the trauma #made the house quidditch team because at the age of six she said ‘fuck it’ and taught herself how to fly on a broom #GREW UP TO PLAY THAT SAID SPORT PROFESSIONALLY LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING BOSS #GREW UP TO BE SENIOR SPORTS EDITOR OF THE FUCKING NEWSPAPER #not only learned how to standup for herself #but also for her fellow classmates  #students who unlike her were still overlooked and underestimated #BECAUSE SHE IS HELLA FUCKING NICE SON #proved her bravery and skill by willingly fighting adult deatheaters at the age of 14 #and at the age of 15 #and at the age of 16 #FUCKING PWNED AND SURVIVED AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN #LIKE A BOSS #FUCKING LED THE D.A. #DO. YOU. EVEN. #fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck #ASDFGHJKL; #all in order to help those she cared about and loved #BECAUSE SHE LOVES AND CARES FIERCELY MMK #proved herself to be so charming and so fierce #that soon her pumpkin juice starting bringing all of the boys to her yard #owned her sexuality like a motherfucking QUEEN #when her own brother tried to slut-shame her you know she ended that shit right quick #COULD NOT BE TAMED #WILL NOT BE TAMED #not only won the heart of the D she was yearning for since the age of 10 #but also PUT A RING ON IT #you know thats right #she made sure that shit was hers forevaaaaa #became a momma who still profits dollas #THROW YOUR HANDS UP AT ME  #you know she ballin #BASICALLY YOU FUCKWITS #MEET GINNY WEASLEY #the girl who could NOT be fucked with #the girl who proved all the haters wrong #THE GIRL WHO HAD NERVE

CALL HER “THE GIRL WHO WAITED” AND I’LL PISS ON YOUR SOUL

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disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

how old is this post

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so the wii’s decided it doesn’t want to connect to the internet

I love how a significant portion of the XMen First Class fandom’s response to the beach divorce was not just denial but fix-it by way of mpreg

justaraccoon:

tilathebun:

missionlameturtle:

  • ice
  • handful mint leaves
  • 2 medium sized basil leaves
  • some lavender, ‘cause I love lavender
  • equal parts ginger ale and white wine
  • splash of sweeter blush wine

roughly tear mint and basil leaves and put in bottom of glass with lavender. Add ice. Stir around and bash mint against sides of glass because bruising is what causes it to release its awesome mintiness.

Add ginger ale and white wine. Stir. Add blush wine. Drink.

I think this would be EVEN BETTER with regular ol’ club soda (it’d also be interesting to try it with tonic water, though idk if it’d be very good) and straight-up ginger instead of ginger ale.

This really shows up my creative drink from last semester - 

- freezie pop/frozen juice in a tube popsicle thing (pink flavored)

- freezie pop/frozen juice in a tube popsicle thing (pineapple flavored? maybe?)

- tequila

roughly bash popsicles with tequila bottle until crushed, because bruising is what causes it to turn into a slushie. Empty tubes into a solo cup and add a liberal amount of tequila. Add more tequila. Stir. Drink.

It was fucking delicious though and I’m proud of it so haters to the left

so proud to call you my sister

ilu roommate and I’m sure it’s awesome but if you ever make that at school I am not drinking it

headcanonacceptegd:

I love how rock lee is just like “I’m not using any type of jutsu. There is no trick. I’m straight up beating your punk ass”

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beeandpuppercat:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

captainjaymerica:

If you see something somewhere online that tells you to mix ammonia and bleach, do not do it. 

Agreed. My god sister did it once when she was really young not knowing, and it almost killed her family. that shit creates a deadly gas

Its called mustard gas and its acidic and will burn you

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snapslikethis:

regulus black, unappreciated bamf extraordinaire

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prevalenceofinsanity:

surveyhaven:

I AM: outgoinga sister, overwhelmed, helpfulkind, overweight, tall, caring, a shopaholicenergetic, hopeful, over 18, religious, a leader, a mother, a good singer, insecure, a natural blonde, shyinquisitive, determined, thirsty, frustrated, registered to vote, independent, hungry, self-conscious, a hard worker, skinny, paranoid, in love, a college/uni student, a dreamer, a movie buff, usually happy, easily amused, quiet, a daddy’s girl, a smoker, employed, happy with my life, anxious, healthy, on a desktop.

I HAVE: an iphone, a laptop, anxiety, drugs, a tumblr, an addiction, a dog, my own car, a degree, a job, trust issues, a temper, a brother, a big house, blue eyes, a lot of clothes, a twin bed, a big familynetflix, to pee, odd taste in music, a large book collection, fast internet, a big imagination, my license,curly hair, short hair, a messy room, a phobia, a medical condition, an awkward smile, some kind of collection, a personal blog that nobody sees but me, gotten lost while driving, been to warped tour, big feet, bills to paya lot of strong opinions, a pool, an xbox, a cold, a lot of music, more than two piercings.

I WANT: a girlfriend, more money, a better body, to adopt, to move outa new computerto lose weight, something I cannot have, food, a baby, my hair to grow out, a new life, to be more confidenta tattoo, fast food, alcohol, more friends, to go on vacationto see a new movie coming outto go shopping, a new phone, a piercing, concert tickets, someone to hang out with, to start working out, to be famous, to see a certain someone, more clothes, to donate blood, bigger boobs, someone to cuddle with, a job, smaller thighs, to learn how to play an instrument, my favourite band to release a new album, someone to love, a new pet, to go to sleep, to grow up, to change something about my personality, breakfast food, them to make a new pokemon game, a new ipod, a popsicle, to learn a new skill, to be more organized, to go to college, someone to bring me breakfast in bed.

I THINKabortion is wrong, I’ll die young, I’m a good person, too often I’m going to hell, a lot of popular things are overrated, God is real, people underestimate me, my taste in music is perfect, I need a new layout, I’m pretty responsible, same-sex marriage should be legal, I’m going to dye my hair soon, I’m funny, I’m going to make a huge decision soon, my parents hate me, I’m pretty, I have a mental disorder, I annoy people, something is seriously wrong with me, of better days, The Hunger Games is overrated, the best things in life are free, popular music is pretty awful, I could be a vegan, I’ll make a good mother, I spend too much money on clothes, I’m too good for guys my age, I worry too much, goths are scary, politics are stupid, hipsters are annoying, bolding surveys are the best, everything is better with cheese, Twilight is overrated, I will be alone forever, I might go to bed soon, I may try something new soon, I’m pretty boring, I may never stop taking surveys, McDonald’s is gross, celebrities are overpaid, people use me a lot, Valentine’s Day is a joke, nobody is truly original.

I LOVE: animals, shopping, cooking, going to concerts, jewelery, glitter, reading, bright colors, make up, taking pictures, hot showers, texting, going to the theater, children, anime,being girly, working out, my life, where I live, summer, fruit, candles, photography, eating, learning, rainy days, walking, painting my nails, doing my hair, music, xanga, facebook, feeling needed, getting comments, tumblr, helping others, volunteering, cuddling, chewing gum, youtube, dresses, touch screens, decorating, writing, finding money in my pockets, Comedy Central.

I HATE: cleaning, driving, big crowds, politics, religion, my period, musicals, talking on the phone, crying, fast food, going to the doctor, meat, vegetables, sitcoms, long fingernails, bad grammar, cocky people, being single, facial hair, having no signal, losing, working, doing the dishes, bugs, children, straight edge kids, racists, going to the dentist, going to school, arguing, hospitals, being pale, having scars, hot weather, wearing socks, listening to the radio, animal cruelty, having stubbly legs, stretched ears, wearing glasses, when nobody texts me back, anime, having nothing to do, when I have stray hairs stuck to my shirt, waiting, bad hair days.



I feel like I need to clarify on two of these:

  • I fully support someone’s right to get an abortion, and I will never, ever, judge you for having done so. It’s simply a choice I, personally, view as now and always being wrong for me, based on deeply held beliefs of my own that I’m not trying to force on anyone else.
  • I do and don’t hate arguing. I love debates and welcome a diversity of opinions in almost all situations; however, I despise conflict. Arguing definitely falls more on the conflict side of the fence, but some people think of “disagreeing” and “arguing” as being the same thing, so. Clarification.

thunderfuzz:

tip everyone you can cause they probably not gettin paid enough

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oh god ow

  • ice
  • handful mint leaves
  • 2 medium sized basil leaves
  • some lavender, ‘cause I love lavender
  • equal parts ginger ale and white wine
  • splash of sweeter blush wine

roughly tear mint and basil leaves and put in bottom of glass with lavender. Add ice. Stir around and bash mint against sides of glass because bruising is what causes it to release its awesome mintiness.

Add ginger ale and white wine. Stir. Add blush wine. Drink.

I think this would be EVEN BETTER with regular ol’ club soda (it’d also be interesting to try it with tonic water, though idk if it’d be very good) and straight-up ginger instead of ginger ale.